Date: Thu, January 16, 2003 8:59 pm
From: Bobby Miller
“The United States has accomplished a lot for a young country. Evidently, our ragtag group gave the mighty Redcoats such an ass-whipping two hundred years ago that these Blue Bloods still do as they’re told. Great Britain now jumps around like a silly little puppet when we manipulate the strings.
It’s both comical and pathetic to watch President Bush, a man perfect for the Scarecrow part in The Wizard of Oz, leading the Queen and her subjects – including the Prime Minister – around by their noses. Talk about a plot for a Broadway play: The Queen’s Bush, or Let Go of My Nose, You Idiot”